A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...