Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...