Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...