How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...