3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...