Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...