Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...