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An old woman came into her doctors office
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A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
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A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
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Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
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Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
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