Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...