Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...