Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...