Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...