Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...