Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.