How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...