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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!