Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...