Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!