First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever