Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...