Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.