Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...