Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”