Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...