What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...