Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...