Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic