Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...