How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...