What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...