Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.