Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...