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One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
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