Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...