Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...