7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...