Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....