Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...