You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...