Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....