You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...