Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...