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Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Nerds versus jocks
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The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...