Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.