Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...