Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...