Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...