Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...