Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...