Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...